Alaska Thunderfuck – Your Makeup Is Terrible [Official]

Alaska Thunderfuck – Your Makeup Is Terrible [Official]


Greetings earthlings! My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glamtron, what’s yours? Now, I’ve come a long way to be here tonight so let’s get our greetings and salutations out of the way right now, shall we? Hiii… oh! I don’t know about you, miss kitty, but I feel so much yummier. Now there’s an issue that has recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now. Is that OK with you, honey? Are you ready? You! Are you ready? OK, mhm. Are you ready? (x7) Your makeup is terrible! Your makeup is terrible! Your makeup is terrible! Your makeup is terrible! But I love you anyway. Terrible! (3x) Your makeup is terrible! Terrible! Terrible! Your makeup is terrible! Terrible! Terrible! Your makeup is terrible! But I love you anyway. Now, I heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land, is that correct? Aha. Uhum. Well, it better be because I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway. Mr. Doorman what’s that? You need my ID? This face is my ID motherf*cker Now, I’m not the kind of bitch that’s gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you. If I have an issue with you I’ll bring it right to your busted face. Now, let’s discuss this right now, shall we? Alrighalrightalr.. Are you ready? Aha. You specifically. Are you ready? Who me? Yeah, I totally am. Are you ready? (x7) Your makeup is terrible! Your makeup is terrible! Your makeup is terrible! Your makeup is terrible! But I love you anyway. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible. Your makeup is terrible! Terrible. Terrible. Your makeup is terrible! Terrible (2x). Your makeup is terrible! But I Iove you anyway. Oh, my gosh. This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that? (oh my god) You see, there’s something I have to confess. You and I have a lot more in common than I thought and it’s something I need to bring to your attention right now. Are you ready? (I think so) Are you ready? That’s better! Are you ready? (x7) (footsteps) Your makeup is terrible… My makeup is terrible! My makeup is terrible! My makeup is terrible! Why? My makeup is terrible! Do you love me anyway? Terrible! (3x) My makeup is terrible! Terrible! (2x) Your makeup is terrible! Terrible! (2x) Our makeup is terrible! But I love you anyway.

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100 Comments

  1. Ya need to watch this video after smoking ALOT of weed….wait a min, I just did that. Beautiful creation to fuck your mind up.:-) loved it keep it up.

  2. Alaska… where were you in 1998 when I would catch my sister sitting on the bathroom counter, feet in the sink, trying to even out her eyebrows and crying the entire time?

  3. I first saw an ad for Alaska on Facebook. Curious I went and found this video. Have to say it was so odd that I loved it. And holy crap I delved into the drag world. Alaska, if you see this you are one hell of an awesomely beautiful queen.

  4. When will she come to Berlin?? We are waiting for you!! Come to Chantal's House of Shame! Follow me! Superdisco B-)

  5. "Are you ready? You specifically. Are you ready?"
    Me:
    O-Oh god… I don't know Thunderfuck. I don't think I am.

  6. Long live my queen!!!
    Absolutely love LOVE @2:18! Gaga-ish, but SOOOO UNIQUELY ALASKA!! To showcase how you can werk it in and out of drag is simply brilliant, Alaska!

  7. Literally just found out she exists because she performed live and she was so entertaining I just had to see it again

  8. Why the fuck is this in my recommended vids. Stop stereotyping me just because I'm gay @YouTube!
    My ears are bleeding.

  9. Charisma. Uniqueness. Nerve. Talent. 💖💖💖💖🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🦄🦄🦄🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️💖💖💖💖

  10. Alaska: YOUR MAKEUP IS TERRIBLE BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY
    Me: Putting on my edgy ass fucking make up
    ME: MY MAKE UP IS TERRIBLE AND SHES LYING ABOUT LOVING ME ANYWAY

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