YouTubers Without Makeup 2 (No Filters or Cosmetics)

YouTubers Without Makeup 2 (No Filters or Cosmetics)


YouTubers without makeup Umm I have filters on right now So let’s go and eliminate those And now lets go ahead and make my face look even worse And now, let’s zoom in Ok Time to make myself look presentable *music plays* Ok, here I am That’s kind of better…right? Side by side comparison *laughs uncomfortably* Ok Now let’s see how other Youtuber’s fare Here’s one YouTuber Really pushing those boobs up Hell, if I did that to myself I’d have cleavage too And without makeup she looks like…! Thiiiissss! I personally think she looks better with makeup I know, I’m honest Be mad Here’s a girl with makeup And without makeup she looks like…! Thiiiissss! In other words, she looks basically the same Just stop trying This YouTuber looks like a mannequin with makeup on And without, she looks a little bit more human But the stretched ears make it look like you wish you were born in Africa I don’t understand why anyone envies tribal culture That’s like envying wiping your ass with your hand We have toilet paper now We are more civilized Oh look, it’s another blow up doll And without makeup she looks human! I like the you without makeup This girl before makeup looks zit-tastic Let’s see her without makeup…! Alright…! Paper bag That’s a good solution Now this girl was in a previous video, let’s just check up on her And see how she’s doing now She uploaded very recently And she currently looks like…! This! That looks like an improvement Duh! Here’s another before and after makeup Making you appreciate your current condition Good, you ungrateful bitches I think most of us should probably feel better about our state Considering how much less fortunate we could be Regardless, obviously, this is an improvement as well *mocking teenage girl voice* “Before makeup I look like this” Finally, someone who has a realistic transition No more mannequins Oh man, this chick’s hot You wanna bang her right? Well…I don’t know what to say Trying to hold back the words I can’t do it! They look like a guy I knew Uh…were you from that one movie about splicing aliens with human beings? Anyone’s soul wanna be eaten? Soul eaten Goddammit we have another mannequin It’s weird how her chin disappears Like she has to put her hand on her chin just to make sure you know it’s still there Congratulations, you’ve found better lighting That’s about it Oh wow, she’s pretty you should ask her out Oh…wow Wooow Ok, this is just a beautiful human I-I don’t care what she looks like without makeup Those proportions are sick Before five pounds of “I hate my face” After five pounds of “I hate my face” Bravo on making yourself look less Asian No seriously, on the right you look more Latino Hey wanna see something freaky? This looks like a normal guy right? Yeahhh…no I guess we really are, whatever we wish to be Oh man, nothing can turn this around This just straight up scarring Until boom Roasted (⌐■_■) Here’s Tyler Oakley without makeup Ya know, with his icky hetero look Literally, it looks like you have no emotion at all You look like a statue or again, a mannequin Now let’s sparkle some human dots on that face… Boom! Now you’re all zitty That’s hot Nooo! *Giggles* Wow, that’s a really strong jawline you have there Are you by chance… Ohh… I see, Ok Ahhhhh! *Laughs* Is this a real thing? That’s a legit photo on the left? Because if so, how can I ever trust a woman again? It’s ok I’ll figure something out Oh hi, Satan *Laughs* You look like Jared Leto, if he starved himself for a month on the left And she still looks…kinda good *Female British accent* “My face is so plain” And this is what happens when you marry Tom Cruise *Laughs* *Outro music playing* *Outro music playing* We are not robots *Outro music playing* We are not slaves *Outro music playing* We are banana nation!

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